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Believe me, I AM!
You should feel privileged. Only a select few have had the honor to read that snippet.
Is this an old show? It sounds very familiar........
In the meantime, I'll entertain you with a snippet from my new book:
"Jack was worried.
What if some of his sweat fell into the jar? He wouldn't be able to sell it knowing that a part of him was in there with the peaches.
Luckily, there was a roll of paper towels nearby. Jack ripped off a piece of paper towel and wiped away the sweat. He sighed in relief since a major catastrophe was averted.
He gently placed a few peach slices into the jar and then dumped the recommended amount of formaldehyde on top of the peaches. Too much and the peaches would break down into soggy bits. Too little and the peaches would dry out. With the right amount of formaldehyde, the peaches would remain juicy until the end of time or the next apocalypse, whichever came first.
After screwing the lid on tight, Jack walked over to the shelves and gently placed the jar next to the other peaches.
'JUICY PEACHES!' he yelled as he walked back to the table. 'JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIICYYYYYYYY PEEEEEEEEEAAACHES!'"
Enthralling, right?
There are no birthdays today
Norma Jean Fox
(11/30/1945-9/7/2010)
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